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officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

darkwingsnark:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

you have 10 seconds to think of a way to make the average vampire movie fresh and new and exciting again

A vampire going through the daily struggles of trying to hide his ever lasting boner— as rigor mortis is an unkind friend. 

JE SUS

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stilinskimess:

what do u mean this is not what happened

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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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  • Question: lmao i'm glad i'm not the only one who's noticed the trivago guy too, my sister and i are always like, "oh hey man it's chris argent's big bro" whenever the commercial comes on - Anonymous
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    eeames:

    scottydelgados:

    THE TRIVAGO GUY IS ACTUALLY NAMED TRIVAGO ARGENT AND HE HUNTS WEREWOLVES BY PUTTING HUNTERS IN GOOD HOTELS AT AN AFFORDABLE PRICE

    "Nous trouvons de bonnes affaires pour ceux qui ne peuvent trouver de bonnes affaires eux-mêmes."

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skeeterdayz:

when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show

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aglaja:

besturlonhere:

you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra

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the-destroia:

what the tits are these

the-destroia:

what the tits are these

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dallonsmiles:

ryansgayliner:

the thrilling saga in which Panic! owns the fuck out of WBC

A+ handling of the situation

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devildoll:

hi this is your official Welcome to Beacon Hills locker room visit from Derek Hale

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breenwolf:

competency kink thy name is true alpha scott mccall

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inderlander:

Not gonna lie… this did things to me. 

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